From our home office in Glamour, Peloria:
THE TOP TEN REASONS
WHY THE GOD LEARNERS ARE BETTER THAN YOU'VE BEEN LED TO BELIEVE!
- Any transcendent being named "Mr. Raccoon" deserves
whatever ill treatment he gets.
- Firebergs scoured unsightly soap scum off the sides of
Magasta's pool.
- Without the monomyth, there'd be dozens and dozens more
of those stupid sun gods to keep track of.
- We *could* tell what this reason is, but then the Gift
Carriers of the Sending Gods would have to hunt down you and
your kin.
- They mass-produced magic items!!!
- Any enemy of both Zzabur and the EWF can't be all bad.
- Who amoung us hasn't, at some point, wanted to swap
goddesses?
- You know that annoying twit Syranthir Forefront? Well,
they kicked his sorry butt out of Fronela!
- Hey, they didn't do that bad for a bronze age society
possessing the magical equivalent of nuclear power.
- Although lacking trendy "emperor lists", the God Learner's
game supplements *were* playable, interesting, and reasonably
consistent with each other.