(To the tune of "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener" (TM))
I wish I were a Jrustelan God Learner;
Monomyth is what I wanna see.
But if I were a Jrustelan God Learner,
I'd be on the bottom of the sea.
It doesn't scan properly unless you syncopate the "Jrust" and "God" and follow them with emphasis on the "tel" and "Learn".
Whew. I feel better already. Now if I could just stop humming.
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