Orlanth, Humakt and Eurmal go into a bar....
Bit dead in here..says Humakt
No atmosphere.. says Orlanth
Have you done your chores? asks Eurmal
What chores? replies Orlanth
Thanks, I'll have a beer...says Eurmal
It's your round brother .. says Orlanth to Humakt.
Get your own drinks, says Humakt, and don't call me brother.
Praxian goes into a bar:
do you accept letters of credit (presents piece of knotted string to barman).
No, 'fraid not. (frayed knot)
OK these are terrible.