Roll up, roll up, join the Church of Immortality!
Yes sir, immortality.
No, sir, not a bit of it, I assure you.
A Great God, I assume you. Anyone who worships Him directly ceases to
exist, I can guarantee it.
Only a modest fee. In old money, 3 points of POW, I'm afraid I don't
understand the new reckoning.
An ability rating, you say. Doesn't feel like a REAL sacrifice, not like
the old way. Ah well, we must move with the times.