Harrek Does the Holy Country
The Bear came ashore like a profane hurricane Lay girls on his cloak with a long white shaggymane, Said "Get ready for the sugarcane membrane, As a lover I'm coming here straight from the Hero Plane". But the girls just squealed and hosed him down with fleabane.
"Although you think I'm just a horny desperado,
In Kralorela they made me Mikado
After sampling the delights of my G-spot Tornado,"
And at that they gave in to his massive strappado,
After which they confessed they were all aficionados.
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