Re: Who plays golf?

From: Light Castle <light_castle_at_...>
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 19:30:12 -0400


On 2 Jul 2004 at 0:15, Bruce Ferrie wrote:

> But trolls already get to play trollball, and I don't see why they
> should get all the cool sports.

Fair enough.

> I suspect that the aldryami make the best fit for golf. Only they play
> it in their forests. They take a tree limb and bash the nasty, squishy
> head of the enemy (probably some icky creature made of... Ugh... Meat!)
> around until it goes down a rabbit hole or some such and is nicely out
> of the way.
>
> The headless bodies probably make good compost. And (sudden inspiration)
> those compost heaps are the equivalent of bunkers! :)
>
> I think I have an aldryami game to play at a convention, now. Heh, heh.
>

That's funny. I thought aldryami as well, but started thinking along the lines of seeds and planting. (Knock the seeds into holes, every year the course changes.)

I like the compost angle, though. :)

LC

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