> "Well, Grook, it looks like we're faced with a Moral Dilemma. It
seems
> not unlike the one which confronted our deity and model, Zorak
Zoran,
> when he faced Orlanth Buttwiper in the Tale of the Lost Goat."
>
> "True enough, Gurgh. Remind me... what did our deity and model Zorak
> Zoran do on that occasion?"
>
> "It seems to me, Grook, that Zorak Zoran did Whatever The Fuck He
Wanted
> To."
>
> "Let us emulate our wise god!"
Outstanding - in fact it has inspired me to verse :
What would Zorak Zoran do?
To the tune of 'What would Brian Boitano do?' from the soundtrack of 'Bigger, longer and Uncut'.
Stan: What would Zorak Zoran do
If was here right now?
He'd do whatever he wanted to,
That's what Zorak Zoran'd do!
Kyle: When Zorak Zoran was in the Hurtplace
Killing Yelmalio
He beat the crap out of every one, because it felt real good.
Cartman: When Zorak Zoran was in the Rockwoods
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And ate the maidens fair
Everyone: So what would Zorak Zoran do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Zorak Zoran'd do!
And we will kick an ass or two
Cuz that's what Zorak Zoran'd do
Cuz that's what Zorak Zoran'd do
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