Autarch Pazlac: Agh!
King Annmak: We killed the last Troll Emperor! Let's have a party!
Iron Staff Monks: (And we found the heroquest secret.)
2
Tanian: (Splish-Splash, Fire Fire!)
Waertagi: Yeoh! Lights Fire over water! Firebergs!
God Learners: We won!
3
Emperor Miglos: Invisible God is our god and Malkion is our prophet!
Kill Zzabur and appeal our right to rule Glorantha!
Marines: Hurrah, emperor!
Zzabur: (ZAP!)
(The Great Fleets of Empire sank under the great wave.)
4
Empire Capitalists: Take this credit and ravage God Plane as much as
possible.
Hero Questers: Yes, Sir, we are loan-sharks.
Seven Pens: Excuse me, sir! I find some unknown factors in Spirit Plane....
Empire Capitalists: Criticism and comments should be sent to Governments bestowed us permissions. We don't take any responsibility, madam.
(Pagan gods and Nature began to rebel against capitalists.)
4
Secret Assassins of Presents: Die now! Souleater! (Thuk)
Umathela Ruler of World Knowledge: Ugh!
Empire Citizens: Old enemies returned! We are doomed!
Dead Waertagi: Avenge, Reprisal, Vengeance!
Empire Citizens: This is impossible! Jrustela is exploding!
5
Zzabur: Experiments is enough now and over. Good bye, Glorantha!
(WHAM!)
Empire Citizens: Oh, no! Sea is closing!
Trickster: HAHAHAHAHA! This is my last Best Joke!
Empire Citizens: It is Worst joke! Slontos is sinking!
Shang Hsa: Gather the army of Kralorela! Guard me!
Godunya: ORM.
6
Sir Herjan: I killed the Serpent! I am the champion of Seshnela!
Empire Citizens: And you killed our kingdom, too, Idiot!
Luatha of Purple Ship: We are coming. (Ticktack, ticktack, ticktack.)
Last King of Seshnela: Stop them!
Luatha: (Boom!) (Ticktack, TICKTACK!, TICKTACK!!) BBEEOW!!!
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