This June, Castle Stahleck will resound with the screams of excitement and
exhilaration as the event of the year gets underway. The Unspoken Word
present, 'The Great Glamour Sitdown - Murder ALL Night,' the most anticipated
freeform of the decade. In this its second incarnation the freeform the made
Convulsion 2002 worth attending is to return again, this time with even more
of the finest crafted characters, driven by motivations and plots beyond the
ken of normal folk such as yourself. Also introducing this year surround
sound to enhance the participants experience in ways beyond comparison. The
Great Glamour Sitdown - Murder ALL Night is written by the critically
acclaimed Simon Bray and Dr Mark Galeotti, the core design team behind such
'Out of this world!' products as Tarsh in Flames, Thieves Arm and Paper Wars.
Dr Mark Galeotti was described in Jane's Military as 'The most knowledgeable
man in the world, and a leading expert at it,' whilst Simon Bray's references
from the L'univesite de Paris-Sorbonne speak for themselves. Which?
Roleplaying magazine described Simon and Mark as 'the two greatest forces in
roleplaying today' and how better to prove it than with this revolutionary
rewrite of their already perfect product. RPGNet described the wait for 'The
Great Glamour Sitdown - Murder ALL Night' as a 'heart pounding, rollercoaster
ride of a sitdown,' whilst Valkyrie Magazine said 'We can't wait to play in
this game, it sounds real fun!'
The experience of playing in an Unspoken Word freeform is of such magnitude
and spirituality that many people choose to take their own lives after a game
so that the experience does not fade from their memories, so in collaboration
with Mr Daniel Bourne Esq. of FHM Magazines the Unspoken Word are proud to
present the 'Orlanthi Funeral' special offer! With this limited offer deal
you receive a beautifully orated speech from Greg Stafford at sunset on the
top of one of the perfectly appointed Stahleck castle towers; Followed by a
combination funeral pyre and 'Authentic Louisiana Barbecue,' this includes
wood, petrol and matches - remember always use UW brand products, as was
reported in Which? Cremation Magazine 'Use UW matches and petrol their the
best!'. If you choose to select this offer contact your locale tentacles
representative and tick option C. This once in a life time offer is never to
be repeated. For that final touch of elegance in association with the
Vanchite Trading Corporation, the Unspoken Word is proud to bring you
costuming by Oxfam, this one off, never to be missed with one of the worlds
largest charities is brought to you exclusively to enhance your gaming
pleasure, so why not pop into your local department and take a look, our
stores are world-wide and our prices are astoundingly good value* While you
are there why not talk to the VTC about Life Insurance, they are the best!
Cheers Simon Bray
The Editor of the Sorbonne Edition of The Unspoken Word Presents..
'A damn fine man with impeccable taste and dress' - Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen.
The Great Glamour Sitdown - Murder ALL Night is copyright The Unspoken Word 2002, all rights reserved, you home may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments. The management accepts no responsibilty for death, electrocution, strangling or auto-erotic asphyxiation inccured during the playing of the game. We accept no responsibility for theft, loss of property or mugging whilst playing.
*All prices not inclusive of VAT, EUROTAX and Luxembourg Federal Surcharges, to aid you in processing these complex taxes the Unspoken Word ha established its 'Costume Taxation Rate' this will be taken at the desk upon administration, the value of a costume** will be estimated for tax purposes and applicable charges will be deducted from your account, please provide full credit/debit card details to the attached E-mail address.
Cheers Simon Bray
The Unspoken Word - The Magazine for Gloranthans and Heroes http://www.celtic-webs.com/theunspokenword/
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