Re: Duck Cigar Feats (No, Seriously)

From: Roderick and Ellen Robertson <rjremr_at_...>
Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 09:47:43 -0700


> I'd be interested in hearing ideas from duck lovers, duck haters and cigar
> smokers all.

You forgot Cigar-haters. I think they stink, and a cigar lit up at one end of a large inside mall will make my wife ill at the other. (Yes, she really *is* that sensitive to the smoke).

But that's neither here nor there.

Cigaws are the sign of Duckish supwemecy ovew Aiw and Fiwe. Ducks were betwayed by both gods duwing the Gods Waw, (ack, it's too hard using "w" for "r". I'm going back to normal speech).

The glowing cinder at the end of the cigar is (obviously) fire, which can be made to burn faster or slower by the smoker, or even be squashed out of existance. How better to trat the Emperor who did not look out for his servants?

The Smoke is Air (duh). The Smoker has the choice of how to expell the smoke from his mouth - in a blast, a dribble, or even force it to perform tricks (a smoke-ring). For his broken promise to regain wings for the Ducks, the Lord of Air is reduced to a mountebank.

Additional Feats:
Flick Ash (makes for a great blinding attack...) Manipulate fire
Force Air to Perform

As far as other forms of smokables, with the advent of the Maize rites, kids smoking Corn Silk out behind the round-house is probably coming into its own. Hazia is smokable.

RR
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- Richelieu

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