Re: Myth A Minute: Orlanth and Yelm

From: Philipp Grawe <pgrawe_at_...>
Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2003 03:22:44 -0000

No-one's replied to this, I can't believe it.

Very, very well done, Terra.

Here's my attempt:

Yelm and Orlanth have a music contest.
Yelm: tootle tootle <flute>
Orlanth: Braaarp <bag pipes>
Judges: Gasp! Shocking! Yelm wins.
Orlanth: Grumble grumble
Yelm: Yay! Nyah nyah nyi nyah nyah! <pokes out tongue>

Yelm and Orlanth have a dancing contest. Yelm: leap dance spin <ballet>
Orlanth: Stomp thump <war dance>
Judges: Gasp! Shocking! Yelm wins.
Orlanth: Grumble grumble
Yelm: Yay!

Meanwhile...
Orlanth: Hey, can I borrow your sword?
Humakt: Sure, but don't screw anything up. Orlanth: <smiles>

Yelm and Orlanth have a weapons contest. Yelm: Thock <arrow hitting target>
Orlanth: Slice, splot, thud.

Everything goes dark.

Yelm: Urk!
Orlanth: Um, oops?

Harry.