Hah!
Everyone knows the the RG and Orlanth are man & wife, and the Hero Wars are
really a nasty divorce case.
(complicated by his former marriage to Ernalda and the attendant "hit" put
out on him by the Gor Sisters, and her relationship with "Uncle" Yelm (just
what do you think she was running away from in the first place, eh? and
turning to Chaos - come on, that's just rebellion against authority, mixed
with denial, brought on by the stresses her "Uncle" brought into her life
(And where was her father during all this? Or Mommy Dearest?)
Next on the Jerry Springer show.
Hey, if the Greek Gods can act like redneck trailer trash, the Gloranthan ones can too!
RR
It is by my order and for the good of the state that the bearer of this has
done what he has done.
- Richelieu
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