Re: [OpenHeroQuest] Digest Number 138

From: Roderick and Ellen Robertson <rjremr_at_Si0XejsjhHT4Yviwq5edko2LemiQ4CIRO2jR4zdQwWVm1zGK2xZqwfgJfXJe1QtWuvuhv>
Date: Sat, 4 Oct 2003 08:48:33 -0700

> This is another 'Ducks on Tangency' pick, the most horrid, bizarre
> ducklore I've yet found (but then I forgot to scan in the Nature
> article on the hideously complex hydrodynamics of duck flippers):
>
> http://www.nmr.nl/DSA8-243.pdf

So this "author" gets off on watching homosexual duck necrophilia *over an hour*? And writes a paper about it? Geez, that's worse than any "only in America" stories I've heard. Rotterdam is full of wierdos!

> > Yip, too much to worry about all at once. After all, it looks like
> > RRR and fellow Californians will soon have Arnie to entertain and
> > lead them into the Brave New Century.

How's I get the extra "R"? I never lived near a nuclear powr plant, so I shouldn't be mutating...

Yep, we have our choice of:
Austrian Bodybuilder-actor son of a nazi official, Right-wing reactionary ass,
Left-wing reactionary ass,
Midget black has-been actor,
Porn Star,
Porn Publisher,
and over a hundred and thirty others.
Oh, and we can also vote "No".

Florida and the hanging chads? Puhleease, we still use those machines. Jesse "the Body" Ventura or Jerry Springer? We had Sonny Bono and Clint Eastwood as mayors, "Gopher" from the Love Boat as a Senator, and Ronny Reagan as Governer. Welcome to the Madhouse.

RR
It is by my order and for the good of the state that the bearer of this has done what he has done.
- Richelieu            

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