Send heroes, swords and silver

From: Andrew Solovay <asolovay_at_sN4lPfq7DpFMgbQSMAwxTkekMH44WF9FF6uUIVOwwX3b4F17ymdi84BcWTMBteSpe5Y>
Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2003 14:59:36 -0700

[...and, yeah, it's a pretty lame attempt...]

I went home with a barmaid
The way I always do.
How was I to know
She was with the Lunars too?

I was questing in the Rubble
I took a little risk.
Send heroes, swords and silver
Dad, get me out of this.

I'm an innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between Jar-Eel and Beat-pot,
and I'm down on my luck...

Now I'm hiding out in Skyfall,
I'm a desperate man.
Send heroes, swords and silver
The shit has hit the fan.