Best of all, it panders to my prejudices against the French:
"The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective fighters, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French."
I'm glad I didn't live in Napoleon's day, cuz he'd probably have had me executed.
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