>
> I refuse to take seriously any blowhard who has to add a fictitious
> military title in order to increase the size of his micro-cock by
three
> millimeters. The closest you've ever come to being a captain is
> by serving as a cabin boy on a rubber duck in a bath tub.
>
oh no, my secret's out. Aaahhh. My cock is shrinking...
I have to confess everything before I fully invert.
Wait for it...
My surname isn't even Willard.
Goddamn!! I'm the worst kind of phoney.