> >The actual "book" formatted and styled by Claudia (who I am
> just glad she is not aware of this controversy, since I'd really
like
> to make sure she is willing to produce high-quality limited editions
> in the future)
>
> Don't even think of her hearing any of this. I'll personally commit
(with my own body) all of the six attrocities of legend upon anyone
who mentions these crude noises to her in any way.
The six atrocities of legend - Dan, if I hear anyone passed this shit
on to her, I'll happily invoke all the evil powers of American
corporate litigator. Drown the fucker in a sea of paper, with his
soul slowly torn out by the US court system. And bankrupt the
cocksuckers in the process. Six atrocities of legend, my ass.
Jeff