Re: Turtle's Head.

From: Alison Place <alison_place_at_v7V0zZbxu6vnMjWtc2p5r1skN1lavhcY7FcG70VSnjGFaF-Phw-UGxZLVde_JA5>
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007 11:40:35 -0800 (PST)


Chris Lemens <chrislemens_at_hW5Qgi2hq5AV_5NU6Xo9t8RnPZYBjFZ6udrvVXMTLaZmeFYH2xhPHFupq_rDyh0sAatvLOcTPpxY-M8.yahoo.invalid> wrote: Daniel, the imperialist:
> Hey Chris, any reason why we didn't claim Canada as
> compensation for the 1812 war?

Yeah. Too damn cold. You have to be crazy to live there. And very quiet, so as not to annoy all of the other crazies they're locked up with for their 10-month winters. This explains why Canadians appear so civilized. The loud ones are dead.    

  Guys, you already have Montana, the Dakotas and Wisconsin, not to mention Alaska. What's the problem with cold, when you've got those?    

  Stircraziness has been known to happen. Cabin fever, it's called. Not a problem in my bustling metropolis. Truly, winter is just scary if you're too much of a wuss to get out in it. (Toronto was just fine!) Remember, you can dress up for winter, but skin is as far as you can go when it's hot. I'll take the cold, thank you.

> I just have some cheap stuff and a Mexican Mauser. How bout you Chris?

Daddy built himself a barn just so he could have an indoor shooting range for his .50 cal pistol. (Yes, pistol. It's a single shot -- because it takes you an hour to recover from shooting it.) I'll inherit enough weaponry to win a border war. Chris

  From the sounds of it, you'll get overrun while pausing to reload. Coincidentally, I was just asking Ian two nights ago what the largest calibre handgun was. What is this particular monster?   Alison  



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