Somewhat surprised, the guys enter Heaven and find to their dismay ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their very best to avoid them, Rory accidentally steps on one. Along comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he ever saw. St Peter chains them together and says, "Wowy, youa punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, Peter accidentally steps on a duck. Along comes St Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as he gave to Rory. Greg has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on a duck, then one day St Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on - long legs, long blonde hair, a pert 38DD chest, slim and very, VERY sexy. St Peter chains them together without saying a word. Greg is almost delirious with delight and says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The woman says, "Well, I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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