Don't blame me, dammit

From: Chris Lemens <chrislemens_at_-bIFTKkfG7JrNfDerxtPKRVj9KDyq8SsATqDjY64hm5Pyi5tM5--8MrLiUTivgpl>
Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2007 20:54:24 -0500

Dr. Pid, living up to his name, falsely accuses me on the list to rule all lists:

> I believe Chris did 'samurai penguin keet' first.

I don't do any kind of keets, unlike some certified duck-lovers.

And for the record, I absolutely deny any blame for penguin keets, whether samurai or ninja. I'm certain someone else thought them up. Surely, I'd remember any instance of such twisted brilliance.

> Probably whilst wearing a stetson.

He only knows that because he has a ninja penguin keets -- cleverly disguised as waiters and orchestral conductors -- spying on me!

Chris