I watched it, with a bottle of rum and my good wife for company.
Couldn't stop laughing. Why are all the Eastern European women so
scary? and why did we do even worse than the French, who were
frankly risible?
Plus the winners had the most boring song in Europe. Bring back Lordi
with their masks made of luncheon meat. Ah well, that's Eurovision for
you.
Cheers
Steve