The Misbegotten Adventures of Geoffrey the Badger

From: Stewart Stansfield <stu_stansfield_at_SCRNw6O6hCcQZHKd7J14D_0wljvBKkhA70i0AkK5VgDu4NcapxR64gqFOllgu>
Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:03:38 -0000

Mortified at the latest wave of hand-waving, Guardian-reading, sandal- shod, pinky-lefty, itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny YGWV "It's your story" pseudo-narrative cultural relativity "Think of the children!" UNICEF "Is it right or wrong for Fraggles to eat Doozer constructions?" Sprocket's-on-smack-again dialectic (with nary a chainmail bikini in sight), I'd like to help out Jimbo with some fascist gaming principles in action.

(Sod the game. For me Glorantha's purely an exercise in intellectual masturbation.)

As we started a new D&D game last night, and it's been getting on for two years since the last write-up, I'll start posting our adventures, irrespective of whether they're pertinent to this list or anybody's remotely interested in them.

ROSTER:
Micah Trularn, a human bard
Arnid Schwarzikonian, a CN human barbarian Karnak the Somewhat Unstable, another CN human barbarian Malcolm, a human rogue
Hakel Boulderbeard, a dwarven cleric
Waldo Whipvine, a gnomish druid, with his pet badger Geoff

All set by the Moonsea in the Forgotten Realms. (Which, for some reason, I misparsed as 'Moomin Sea' as an eleven-year-old back in 1988--an act that has left my appreciation of the setting royally fucked.)

Dr Stansfield.