Saw this in the times yesterday - Is Stu designign Christmas
decorations now?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/caitlin_moran/artic
le3025012.ece
"The most extraordinary Christmas animal incident, however, occurred
in the final aisle of the Christmas Store, where I came upon the Duck
Nativity. Yeah, that's right – the most decisive moment of Western
civilisation of the past 2,000 years, as recreated in china, by ducks.
Now, I am quite at home with surrealism – indeed, that home could well
be made of an out-sized pitta-pocket, and situated on the side of a
clock. But even I felt distinctly dizzy at the sight of a duck
shepherd, bearing a lamb, paying homage to a duckling Christ, who was
emerging from a giant, splintered egg. To save mankind. Next to the
hose-pipe section. "