Re: Tip: how to get a trickster

From: Bryan Thexton <bethexton_at_...>
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2000 22:02:59 -0000

wrote:
>
>
> Bryan Thexton wrote:
I can just see us
> > in a few years "Yeah, you should, like, make a kingdom with us
'cause
> > you ain't got nothing better to do and we're like so much cooler
than
> > you anyways, OK?"
> >
> > --Bryan
> >
>
> (Uroxi in snap-down fedora cracks knuckles)
>
> Youse gonnna be in a tribe wit us, right? Otherwise, weez not not
goona
> proteck yah, capish?
>
> At least, that's the way MY tribe works. we may not be big on
Orlanthi
> Virtues, but *god God* look at all those Humakti and Stormbulls.
> Youwouldn't want my boyz to be unhappy with you, right?
>
> Jeff "Goddi-Father" Kyer

Actually, our clan probably would come across as something like an Elmali version of an old time country preacher show. We have at least half a dozen Elmali leaders, with three of them having renowned leadership. "I say, if we build a town, Elmal, that's right, Elmal himself, will guard those walls like he guarded Orlanth's stead. And then when the trolls, or the praxians, or the beastfolk a come a-knockin, will we be afraid? I say, WILL WE BE AFRAID?" "NOOOOO" "That is right my brothers, we will NOT be afraid because we will be a-walkin in the LIGHT of Elmal, and his mighty shield will PRO-tect us from our foes, and his spear will SMITE them greatly and send them FLEEing from our righteous wrath!......."

Urk.

--Bryan