Edward Bornstein wrote:
>
> >I just got a virus that wiped out most of my D:\ drive -
> >including KoDP, all the installed patches, and my saved
> >games.
> >
> >Just in case you wanted to know.
>
> The read/write heads of your drive have been devoured by Chaotic Thanatari,
> followers of the Severed God. Do you:
>
> 1. Call Storm Bull warriors to scour your computer for any chaotic impurities.
>
> 2. Raid another clan to seize their software
>
> 3. Send an expedition to trade for programs.
>
> 4. Send an expedition to search for ancient CD-ROMS
>
> 5. Perform the "Lankhor Mhy Restores the Data" Heroquest
>
> [Tribal Ring]
>
> Clan Chief: "The parity-checker ensures the data-integrity. The
> system-call invokes the interface-standard."
>
> Warleader: "The Grey Foxes have poor password security! We can pirate
> their software easily!"
>
> Lawspeaker: "I told you we should have sacrificed for the Backup Blessing!"
>
> Trickster: "Why not reload with Linux?"
>
> Issaries: "Our system is still under warranty, let me phone tech support!"
>
> Uralda Priestess: "Whatever we trade, it shouldn't be cows!"
>
> Farmer: "It's all those Mac-using Elves I tell you!"
>
> --
> Once is happenstance.
> Twice is coincidence.
> Three times is enemy action.
> BOMB MARS NOW! [ button_at_... ]
>
Thank! That's really, really funny.
I needed it thsi morning.
Jeff
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