Re: Games Domain

From: Andrew Solovay <asolovay_at_...>
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 02:26:04 -0000

A scribe for a local game-review magazine storms into your clan circle. "That damned trickster of your maligned me!" he yells. "He called me a corporate flunky, and imugned my journalistic integrity!"

• Throw Jeff the Trickster off your clan circle
• Remove Jeff's posting privileges
• Thrash the scribe for going off-topic
• Perform the "CNet Buys Ziff-Davis" heroquest
• Switch over to Fallout Tactics

Advice:
"Jeff was out of line. You can't buy the integrity of a game reviewer

• well, not with CNet's stock in the toilet."

"Wow-- you'd think Gamespot was a real magazine, the way they're  carrying on."

"If we sacrifice to Humakt, he can sever Gamespot from its owners.  Sacrifice more than ten cows, or else Humakt will just sever our  network connection."

"I'm sorry I said it. Maybe they'll go away if we give them those  cows over there. The funny-looking ones. I mean it, they really are  funny-looking."