Fraser has also written an absolutely hilarious parody of pirate stories called 'The Pyrates'.
Hrestol the martyr:
Nick:
>So, what to do about Hrestol?
>
>Well, we could drag him to the place of execution behind a plough team
...
>Alternative plough uses: we could plough him into the earth once he's dead
...
>or perhaps we could cut off his feet in
>a staggeringly unlikely agricultural accident
No, no, of course he was put _before_ the plow and forced to pull it like a simple beast!
/Nils W
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