Regarding Nidan Dwarves and Cannon:
Hey, Lord Death and his minions MAY be a field test of the Doomsday
Machine.......
Regarding Coffee:
Yes, Espresso is obviously an abomination. But partaking of the
Primal Coffee (NO cream. NO sugar. NO "instant coffee" - a Godlearner
abomination. ) strengthens you spirit, clears your mind, lets you be
One With Darkness and remain awake all night. Primal Coffee is the
First Essence of The World, the Chaos that became Darkness, and only
a True Hero can absorb is divine essence and survive, though no-one
emerges unchanged - though it is a Change for the Better. And, yea,
coffee-vending machines are a part of the Doomsday machine as well.
It is typical of the Mostali to turn a blessing of the gods into
flavourless void, as they have done with Food, Sex, War and Art.
Erik Sieurin, Devotee of Primal Coffee