Damage Repair Report

From: David Gadbois <gadbois_at_pavis.cyc.com>
Date: Mon, 5 Feb 1996 22:31:41 -0600


Repairs to the anti-isosynchronous interface bearing between the upper lower and lower upper physical structure levels have been completed Earlier efforts had succeeded in replacing the destroyed component but had failed in correctly achieving the necessary performance parameters. The replacement bearing was only 25.714 degrees out of phase and lacked full integration of all frequency regimes. The recent effort has resulted in a fully out-of-phase bearing and better response throughout the spectrum, except for the continually problematic sixth band.

The tuning effort, spear-headed by Working Group Leader Bog-Le 25416 and fully detailed in the current issue of The Nidan Technical Journal, utilized a number of innovative temporal engineering techniques. The phase adjustment was accomplished by creative use of the remaining seven second-order retrotemporal defrobulators, which were recovered from storage beyond the inner outermost structure level. Building on the recent experiments in reducing the bandwidth of interregional switching trunks in the Western sector, nearly complete frequency integration was accomplished by implementing an end-to-end encryption scheme on the relevant knowledge context conduits.

It is indeed unfortunate that the seven defrobulators had already been requisitioned by the Committee for Geophysical Recovery. The party responsible for this oversight, Sub Procurement Officer Dil-Bert 90210, was discovered to be a closet Closehandedist and has since been reprocessed. We expect that the continental transformation process can proceed even in the absence of the devices.

Reports that the entropy levels in the context conduits have had a negative impact on the productivity of secondary organic components are anecdotal at best and should certainly not be taken as condemnatory of our methodology. Several experiments in varying the key replacement rates in the cipher junctions have shown no statistically significant effect on their meta-economic indicators.

All in all, the repair of the White Moon has been a resounding success.

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