Porchango Cuisine.

From: mr happy <ajbehan_at_tcd.ie>
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 1996 12:19:00 +0000 (GMT)


From: Bibishar_at_aol.com
> IMHO, such "meals" are best left to my enemies.( And, BTW,
> Porchangar's meals are definintely Lunar. I know; I have the cookbook -
> bleh!)

I am GMing a campaign in which the present villains are a clan whose hunters prey on Blue Hairs: Maran Gor Pig-dogs which were altered by Pocharngo in the Great Darkness, so that they can eat gorp. (The clan elders are Pocharngoists who make gorp like nobodies business.) Given their diet the BH are mobile sacks of slime with no innards. Before the PCs realized what was going on they accepted the Meat Gift from a group of hunters.

Of course, in the tradition of "Bad Taste", the Blue Hair goo was delicious beyond their wildest dreams.
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Andrew Behan


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