Martin Crims misunderstanding

From: martin <102541.3423_at_CompuServe.COM>
Date: 26 Apr 96 14:47:59 EDT


Martin Crim, showing a true lack of understanding of holy issues posted this benighted piece of heresy:

>- --Martin Crim (Holder of the Martin Rune)

Plainly Martin Crim (God of Elves are Cool) fails to realise that though he does infact posess the Martin rune, he has, as his qualifier, the Crim Rune.

We at the church of Martin Laurie (God of Outrageous Argument and NPCs with Big Swords) have posession of the _Laurie_ Rune which is clearly greater in every way to the Crim Rune for two higly important, mystical, yet heavenly reasons:

A). The rune begins with a letter _higher_ in the alphabet than the lowly Crim rune.
B). It has more letters in it which, as everyone knows, shows a deeper range of the mysteries of the god plane.

How Mr Crim failed to understand these simple cosmic truths is beyond the adepts in our Theology department and we recommend corrective measure to be taken immediatly. (Burning or crucifiction being considered mild given the CRIMes involved).

As a side note, should any possessors of the David Rune attempt to interfere with Martin rune holder dispute then we Martins shall present a united front against your insanity and paganism, lest it spread further and corrupt the pure.

We have spoken
Martin, the Holy and Righteous, Laurie


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