>As it happens, the Uz HAVE invented cryogenics. Anyone
>remember the million-troll army sleeping in the ice, waiting for the
>right moment to arise?
The History Buff's imeadiate response was:
A million man army with pre-industrial technology? *You* try and solve that logistical nightmare.
To which the Gamer piped up:
Trolls eat, not just anything, everything.
Oh.
Which means that a million-troll army spreads out along an enormous front like an oversize maribunda, leaving a huge swath of land damn near sterilized in its wake.
Sounds like the kind of problem nuclear weapons were invented to solve to me.
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