And Ken didn't even see my performance as Octavian Suppositorius, Chief Missionary of the Seven Mothers Cult in the Kingdom of Sartar...
Lunar missionaries talk about Peace, and worship something shaped like the submissive buttocks of a baboon, commonly known as the "mooning position". What's more, Lunar worship (when they all roll out their prayer mats on Full Moon day) is *really* a ritual of exposing one's posterior to the world outside the Empire, not directing worship towards the "moon"-shaped orb at its centre. Ask any Baboon -- it's what they'll tell you! *All* human religion was learnt from the Baboons.
Read and believe "Talking to Moon Woman" from GoG. Then find another Gloranthan creed that's equally optimistic, forward-looking, progressive, inclusive, etc. All these "Chaos" arguments are misleading semantics, like smearing candidates with the "L Word", accusing us of holding women in common, alleging Thyestean Banquets and Oedipidean Intercourse, etc.
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