It has come to my attention that there has been some concern over the
recent variations in the color of the Primary Lunar Body. Please note
that although there have been variations in PLB hue over the past
512,135 Work Shifts, Celestial Repairs are still proceding according to
schedule. The colorshifting of the PLB is caused by a phenomenon known
as Redshifting, exact mathematical discriptions of which can be found
in the Mostali Central Records (MCR #243577B). To put it simply, when
the moon is moving toward us, it appears to be blue (i.e. the blue
streak plunging into the ocean or the blue moon crashing down on
Mernita). When it is moving away (like the Red Moon slowly ascending
into the heavens) it appears to be red.
Only when the moon is properly in balance and ceases all movement will
it assume its proper white shade, which will occur precisely on
schedule on Mostali Work Shift #1,652,596.2.3 (Early Swing Shift).
Please note that all Workers assigned to Day Shift #1,652,596.1 will be
required to work overtime to compensate for the anticipated increase in
workload.
Any remaining questions regarding the PLB and the CR Project should be
directed to your shift supervisor.
The Decamony is your friend.
AGD