Stupid ditty

From: Lemens, Chris <CNU!AUSTIN3!lemens_at_cnucorp.attmail.com>
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 1997 08:15:00 +0000

This damn thing came to me in the car and won't go away by itself, so I'm going to get rid of it by giving it all to you:

(To the tune of "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener" (TM))

I wish I were a Jrustelan God Learner;
Monomyth is what I wanna see.
But if I were a Jrustelan God Learner,
I'd be on the bottom of the sea.

It doesn't scan properly unless you syncopate the "Jrust" and "God" and follow them with emphasis on the "tel" and "Learn".

Whew. I feel better already. Now if I could just stop humming.

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