Riddles

From: rhwolfe_at_ix.netcom.com
Date: Sat, 7 Jun 1997 13:08:07 -0500 (CDT)


>>>Why are these numbers in the following order?
>>>854907632

EXT. SKULLMOUND SHRINE, THE SCENIC SOUTH BOG, PRAX - DAY GRISHNARL, a hulking male baboon wearing a horned iron helmet, wades up to the shrine carrying a single rotting head. Once on dry land, he is met by another, even larger, male baboon with an unnatural upright posture and legs that have been altered to allow it to ride. This is KROLL, the Uber-Baboon, Chief High Priest and Khan of Skullmound, Most Blessed Servant of Storm Bull, Alpha Male of Alpha Males.

			GRISHNARL
	Hey, Kroll.  Got nother head for pile.

			KROLL
		(examining the head)
	You sure that's a chaos thing, Grish?   

			GRISHNARL
	Pretty sure.  Him not make me Itch
	or nothing, but Kroll know how tricky
	chaos been since Lunars...
		(spit)
	showed up in Prax.

Kroll nods sagely.

			KROLL
	Like that Broo who had no chaos features
	and claimed to be a Sword of Humakt.

			GRISHNARL
	Him not even make _you_ Itch.  But was 
	Chaos sure thing.

			KROLL
	True.  

Kroll looks at the head again.

			KROLL
	But Grish... this guy doesn't have horns,
	or ogre fangs, or anything.  How can you
	be so sure he was chaotic?

			GRISHNARL
	Me met him in oasis near Paps.  Him was
	_counting_ things.  Making weird claims
	about numbers.

			KROLL
	Grishnarl, how many times do I have to 
	tell you, education doesn't make you 
	chaotic?  Maybe he was just a Lhankor Mhy.

			GRISHNARL
	Then why no beard?  Why no big Y on his 
	shirt?

			KROLL
	Grishnarl, you can't just go around 
	indiscriminately killing travellers just
	because they act a little strange.

			GRISHNARL
	Wait.  Me not say all.  Him ask me 
	question.  Have whole bunch of numbers in
	it.  But one of them was _seven._   Like
	Seven Mothers, me think.  Him say answer 
	was "most Illuminating."

			KROLL
	And then you cut off his head.

			GRISHNARL
	Rip throat out with teeth.

Grishnarl smiles to reveal and entire mouthful of iron capped teeth.

			KROLL
	Good work.  Throw him in the fire 
	then toss his skull on the mound.

Grishnarl puts the head in the Fire of the Cleansed One, then when all the flesh has been consumed, tosses it onto the Skullmound, where it's soon lost in the tangle of horned, fanged, and otherwise chaos-warped skulls.

                                                                FADE OUT.                         THE END


End of Glorantha Digest V4 #478


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