Troll Sumo Champs

From: akula_at_pipeline.surfnet.net.au
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 1997 10:24:13 +0000


> Troll Martial Arts
>
> All this debate about what sort of martial art Uz would use was resolved
> forcefully for me on Saturday night when I went to the Australian Grand Sumo
> Tournament. Think about it: these guys have the most "trollish" bodies
> imaginable, with huge limbs, rolls of fat and prodigeous bellies (with
> appetites to match!). Though I imagine trolls ain't as well mannered as the
> sumo boys.
>

   Somewhere in Dagori Inkarth

  Welcome to tonights Grand Uzdo Tournament,[ louds cheers from the packed throng] this next match is sure to be a thriller matching two great Champions. In the Red G-String is Nim Bonecrusher, the Zorak Zorani Champ and the favorite for this match, his opponent in the Black is Takashio Nightsun all the way from the Kingdom of ignorance, not real bright but a good up and comer.....

   Troll Sumo sounds to me to be the right MA to me lots of pushing, physical and quick. Trolls would trully be the grand sumo champs of Genertela.

Cheers APB


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