Another question is the stupid habit of humans to laugh on ducks: once a stupid human stared at me; next he laughded; next he cried when he found my shortsword stuck in his belly; next he died. From my point of view it makes a lot of sense for stupid humans to laugh about ducks, yes it does.
By the way, here is durulz recipe to kill a great troll: first you need to
discover where the beast lives. If his lair is not close enough to a bog
(say, a night's walk) forget about chasing the monster. You are not going
to chase him if he is not alone. Even a little trollkin can turn a great
fun into a drama.
If you'r going after him, you must attract his atention. Call him, insult
him, show him food (yourself his enough). Next your need about 10 to 20 of
your most rapid ducks: they'll start running in front of the beast comming
out of the bushes and desapearing in the bushes randomly. The stupid beast
will get puzzled and if the ducks are quick enough he will be unable to hit
them. That way you will attract the great troll to the bog. When he enters
the water and if you choosed carefully the best place for the trap he will
be almost imobile. Your troop just needs to hit him with magic and missiles
from a distance. The most brave ducks will swim underwater and attack his
legs from behind. A couple of ducks will keep swiming in front of him to
attract his attention. Its only a question of time before the giant will
come down.
By the way, this recipe works wonderfuly with stupid humans also.
Sergio Mascarenhas
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