Trolls and ducks: response

From: New York City ADA <ada_at_spacelab.net>
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 1997 13:40:59 -0500


Top Ten Reasons Ducks are better than Trolls:
  1. If you lock a Duck in your house, it won't eat your furniture.
  2. If you go out carousing with Ducks, you'll probably wake up the next day with all of your limbs.
  3. Two words: Trollkin burgers.
  4. Ducks get that great bonus to get into Death cults.
  5. You try to swim wearing lead armor.
  6. You will never get woken up out of a sound sleep by a Duck attack.
  7. If you convince the examiners of your seriousness, they will let you be a Troll. Duckhood is exclusive; there is no known process for becoming a Duck.
  8. When the rations run out, your Duck companion won't eye you hungrily.
  9. Ducks can easier survive the hit point damage of having both arms hacked off.
  10. Ducks taste better in an orange sauce.

End of The Glorantha Digest V5 #312


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