> 5: You will never get woken up out of a sound sleep by a Duck attack.
This is true. The sneaky little buggers will creep up on you and cut your throat without you having to awaken.
> 3: When the rations run out, your Duck companion won't eye you hungrily.
No but the other way round don't apply, do it?
> 1: Ducks taste better in an orange sauce.
That does it! He used the O word. This means war!
Actor And Genius
AKA Theophilus Prince Archbishop Of The Far Isles Medieval Society
Arms Purpure An Open Book Proper: On the Dexter Page an Alpha Or
On the Sinister an Omega Or. Motto Nulla Spes Sit in Resistendo
(Resistance is Useless). Ask me about the Far Isles:
Better Living through Pan-Medieval Anachronisms.
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