More ridiculous magic items

From: Vesa Lehtinen <akuleh_at_sci.fi>
Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 23:42:20


Here goes; my worst ideas...

Stick with a propeller that whirls around only when it is dead calm

Miniature holy axe that turns all the holder's hair (including facial and pubic) bright red

A water bucket with a multimissile 3 matrix which can only be used to affect the whatever liquid the bucket has been holding for the last day

A pebble which, if thrown into a washing water for clothes, removes all signs even remotely resembling the Law rune

Goal whistle for trollball made of iron

A leather cap which protects only from raindrops

A casket which randomly rearranges items placed inside it in an extent that it spreads coins around (without unknotting the purse strings) and hides buttons and belt buckles.

Drum that signals for general alert whenever the owner's mother-in-law is approaching (regardless of the actual relationship between the two people)

Richly decorated staff which burrows itself into the ground every time it touches it. Must be dug up.

Rusty blade that begins to melt in daylight and "grows back" during the night.

Rug which collects the footprints of anyone walking on it. Hard to clean.

Figurehead-size poppet which collects leaves and deposits them on the closest level surface - even in the middle of desert or in high seas

Belt buckle that always wants to point towards the Magasta's pool, forcing the belt wearer to face that direction, too.

Helmet with a Light spell that only illuminates the wearer's own eyes

Potion of fresh air

Figurine that attracts bad smells

Broadsword made of stone

Kite that attracts unworn socks

Death to Argrath
Vesa Lehtinen


End of The Glorantha Digest V5 #507


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