A bedroll that rolls up on command.
A non-stick frying pan.
A wooden spoon that will stir a pot on its own.
An arrow which, if fired, will remain in the user's hand. The bow, however, can go up to 100 metres!
A mirror that shows the back of your head.
A small pouch that is perpetually full of dust, no matter how much is emptied out of it. Don't try to turn it inside out!
A chamberpot that sings (loudly) when it's used.
A coin that, when flipped, always comes up heads -- until someone takes an interest in it, when it becomes a normal, unbiased coin. When no-one cares anymore, it reverts to always coming up heads.
A rapier that says "swish" when it's swished.
Neil.
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