Bad Poetry for Vinga

From: Julian Lord <julian.lord_at_hol.fr>
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1998 02:12:25 +0200


What the hell, here are my own embarassing attempts at Orlanth Adventurous Poetry for Vinga :

Upon meeting a Sun Rune Priest or Lord :

    Wandering Sun, jealous Uncle!
    See this new Game we can Try.
    Join this Fun; Twice if you can!
    For a Golden Kiss, and Loser Cry!

The two then engage in a game; heads or tails, knucklebones, card games, or Swords & Shields, for example. The Vingan gets to choose which. The loser must forfeit a Wheel and a Kiss.

When meeting an Axe Maiden:

    Strong Axe Maiden, look at me!
    I am come, the Storm of Night!
    No Man can stand against the Sistren;     Speak me quick; who shall we fight?

The Axe Maiden may then obtain the help of the Vingan against any Evil Male Rune Master discovered in the past week.

Upon engaging battle with a rapist, or other thing of Chaos:

    Foul slime, curse of existence, begone!     etc...

Upon meeting a Rune Master from another Greater Darkness Survivors' Ring cult:

    Good Greetings in ill Times, Friend!     No One can save the World alone.
    Join with Me and Others who will Share with You,     The Call of Meat and Sheltering has come!


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