>They might prefer golf, or even crazy golf, and
>could collect ornate clubs made of adamant ( the Adamant Nine Iron of
Mostal).
>Mostali would obviously dislike getting caught in the rough because of
the
>nasty growing stuff. The Mostali Reconstruction Plan for the surface
world
>may, in fact, be to turn it all into a huge golf course. Openhandists
argue
>that other races could be allowed to work as caddies whilst Octamonists
think
>that the only Diamonds that count are the ones on their sweaters.
Nah, Mostali don't play golf, a nasty game you play outdoors, they bowl.
A perfect sport for them. It's played indoors and allows you to
practice
proper grenade technique. They organize themselves in leagues by the
type of dwarf they are and are only allowed to use bowling balls made
out
of their element. (Makes for mighty poor bowling when you're only a
Clay Mostali
and I'm not sure what Quicksilver Dwarves use, aluminum I guess).
Mostali
craftsdwarves spend much of their leisure(?) time painstakingly crafting
their
own bowling ball for league play. Their big hope is to eventually make
it
into the Diamond League because the balls are so pretty. Diamond dwarves
play in darkened halls with spotlights shining on the lanes so the balls
glitter
and cast reflections everywhere (glow bowling anyone?). They claim that
It's more of a challenge that way.
(Hey if it's good enough for Washington Irving, it's good enough for me..)
Not terribly seriously,
Oliver D. Bernuetz
bernuetz.oliver_at_cbsc.ic.gc.ca
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