(Just how random is this selection for the Convulsuon party anyway -
this one was obviously skewed to make all (or nearly) of the women
Esrolians, but both times I have been in the team with Greg & Mike - or
amI just lucky?)
a reminder
We were supposed to present four scenes: 1) the Champion awakes in a magical version of your homeland (desribed, demonstrated). He is met by his Spirit Guide, who introduces him to the Gods of your people who show him how to worship them in song.
2) The Gods re-enact the quest they did in the Greater Darkness 3) The Champion fights against contemporary opponents 4) The Champion meets the Hidden powers, and is told the Great Secret.
Hero:<Waynes World> The Spear of Lodril, It will be Mine!</Waynes World>
Lodril: Here, Take My Spear, it will help you in your troubles
Hero: I am not worthy, I am not worthy
Lodril: I say that you are worthy
Hero: Oh, alright then (takes spear) - It Is long, hard and warm, and it
Throbs.
3. (no prizes at this point for guessing which of our writers has
recently being in the process of setting up a new company & going public
with it...)
And in these days too a great and terrible plague came upon the land and
its name was lawyers, and they devoured all they came upon.
Cheif Judge: Silence In court. You are charged with unlawful possesion
of an unlicensed weapon, unlawfull erections and other crimes against
the empire, do you have anything to say in your defence?
Hero: <defiant> I don't care!
Spirit: Your Honour, What is Black & Brown & Looks good on a Lawyer?
Judge: I don't know, What is Black & Brown & Looks good on a Lawyer?
Hero: A Doberman
(The riddles continue in this format, with the judge encouraging the
audience to join in on the I don't knows, with the attendant lawyers
collapsing as each riddle is asked, until finally the judge dies too.
These are all the riddles I remember (I know I cocked one up on the
night too)
Q: What do you call 1000 lawyers at teh bottom of the ocean A: A bloody good start
Q: What is the difference between Harrek the Beserk & a Lawyer? A: Harrek is a bastard by birth, the lawyer is one by choice
Q: What is the difference between A Broo & A Lawyer? A: The Broo will bugger you for free
Q: Why didn't Krasht, the devouring mouth, eat the Lawyer? A: Professional Courtesy
4:
Lodril: Well done my son. You have fought well against this evil, and
now it is time for you to learn the great secret of Glorantha
Hero: You don't mean...
Lodril: Yes I do
Caladraland Volcano's (one word each as the Hero progresses past them)
The ... Great ... Secret ... of ... the ... Godlearners ... is ...
Greg: (whispering into the Heros Ear) Mutter mutter Godlearners mutter
mutter A Lemon mutter mutter 2 Pounds of Sugar mutter mutter (to Audience) But really, (to hero) The godlearners secret is (whispers something)* Hero: Thats it?!
Right that just leaves the Trolls, Rightarm Islanders and Heortlings to go then...
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