From: bjm10_at_cornell.edu
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1998 11:04:44 -0500 (EST)
Clinton cannot be a Duck. Not once has he painted a cross on his face,
screamed "No Quarter!" and slain an entire Zorak Zoran war party in a
berserk rage or gone down trying.
Obviously, from his effete decadence and his willingness to slime behind
any possible loophole and legalism, your Clinton must be a Lunar, or
possibly one of those hypocritical "Sun Domers" down south.