Not Welcome Aboard:

From: Kmnellist_at_aol.com
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1998 16:33:51 EST


If I were a Gloranthan sailor I would be pleased to throw overboard the following:

Disease Masters,(obviously)
Krarshtkids (even more obviously)
Dark Elves (mouldy sea rations)
Sailors who fumble their Open Seas Ritual Dark Trolls (too dangerous, might eat sailors) Trollkin (too dangerous, might eat the ship) Broos and any other Chaos monstrosity
Giants (too big, won't obey the captain) Shamen (Open Seas is too technical for them, weirdos) Gagarthi (bad wind in a cramped hold is a bad thing) Lunars (call me old fashioned, but these landlubbers probably upset the tides) Mostali (they get terrible seasickness)

Keith Nellist


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