Faith

From: bjm10_at_cornell.edu
Date: Thu, 29 Apr 1999 11:15:40 -0400 (EDT)


The Babel Fish is proof of God's non-existence. Since such a creature could only exist through the intervention of a divine being, and since God claims that He exists without proof, God cannot exist, QED.

"Oh, I hadn't thought of that." Says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Man, the victor, then goes on and proves that black is really white, or actually that black and white are the same thing merely viewed from different precepts and gets killed at the next zebra crossing.


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