>Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2000 10:43:01 -0500 (EST)
>From: bjm10_at_cornell.edu
>Subject: Ducks and teeth.
>
>Ducks have teeth. Why do ducks have teeth? Just ask them:
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>"It's a secwet!" <<toothy grin>>
Pshaw. How else could they chomp their cigars?
Guy
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