Dennis Deyoung and Madonna.
> Sartar, led by a villainous baritone,
Can't think of anyone....
> who takes the soprano prisoner,
> intending to send her off to the harem of the lecherous Red Emperor.
Puff Daddy. Harem played by Jennifer Lopez.
> The
> tenor strives mightily to rescue her, only to finally see her consumed by
> the foul Crimson Bat.
Gotta be Meat Loaf.
> A heroic combat between the tenor and the baritone
> ensues, in which the tenor signs the rousing aria "Oh Perfidious
> Moon!", at
> the climax of which he strikes down the baritone, but is driven mad by the
> powers of the wicked alto Moon Priestess.
Natalie Merchant.
I think I'd have to go with David Lee Roth as Orlanth (bloody annoying, but people like him anyway, seems to fit) and Cyndi Lauper as Vinga.
Baron von Moosehsunchen
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